I was listening to this humorous romantasy novel, I Accidentally Hired a Shadow Walker by Jessica Cage, that I had a come-to-Jesus moment with myself about my lack of self-care. In this book, the main character, Jericha Brown, is a boss with a capital B. She runs a successful business in a male-dominated, competitive industry, and she not only finds time to soak in her tub regularly but also rolls around in her garden daily. I mean, she’s just a whimsical bad bitch all around.

So, I said to myself:

You know what, I’m a whimsical bad bitch, too. So why the hell am I not soaking in my tub and rolling in my garden every day? Get it together, girl!